Pick your Poison!

Choose Carefully, this decision will change the rest of your life! It's not like this is the internet and you could just go back and pick another section... Oh, it is? I thought this was one of those paper-bound-blogs of the choose-your-own-adventure variety, like from when I was a kid. Remember those? You know, when the world was boring and you couldn't summon cars and food to your door with a magic iWand or Cellular Telephone... Anyway, have fun exploring!